Random Thoughts

Wasn't that a regular sketch on SNL at one time? You know, where they showed a picture of a cornfield or something and some narrator would say something like:

"Laughter is the greatest sound on earth. So are my farts".. or something like that.

ETA: I just googled it and it was called Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy and they have a website...how cool is that??

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

Anyways, I digress. I have nothing really important to say today. I do have to give you the follow up to my Disney Trip, but I'm waiting on pics from my SIL because my freaking camera broke. Yes, my freaking brand new camera!!!

Random Thought #1:

I now know where Sofia got the word freaking from. It's me. This morning I was helping her put on her clothes for school (it was picture day and she look uber cute...once again, if I had a freaking camera, I would show you). So, I had her socks in my hand and went to adjust the bow and misplaced the socks.

Me: "Where are the socks I just had in my hand?"

Frantic search around the room and badgering of poor dog Rita (Ultimate Sock Stealer) proved fruitless. As I open the drawer to find new pair of socks, I notice I had been sitting on them for most of the time (Blame my huge ass which can partially block the sun, why not a pair of socks??)

Me: Oh, there you are!! (Talking to socks..weird, I know)

Sofia: Yeah...stupid, freaking socks!!

Ok. I totally take blame for the freaking part, but I know I had nothing to do with the stupid part. She learned that in pre-school.

Random Thought #2

Why is it that in those old AMC movies, like those made between 1920-1970, whenever a pregnant woman went into labor, whoever was helping with the delivery, would ask for hot water, towels and a piece of string? Uhmm...are you going to fly fish the baby out of her vagina?

I should also google that, but I'm being lazy.

Random Thought #3

Sofia's pre-school teacher told me on Tuesday that they will be doing a cooking exercise on Friday and I was required to bring a container of salt. As usual, I don't question her, but I must admit that as I looked at the little Mortan Salt Girl this morning while waiting in line at Publix I thought about what kind of cooking project requires an entire container of salt. Do you think her teacher is just randomly telling parents things to bring off her grocery list?

Teacher: Yes, little Tommy needs to bring in some cream cheese.... fat free, please... for a cooking project we are doing on Friday. (Said to herself: Ha, Ha, Ha...suckers!)

Random Thought #4

Lastly, if the economy is doing so bad and everyone is losing their jobs, why the hell was half the population of the United States (and parts of Brazil and Argentina...damn school tours!) in Disney World!!!! People, there is a recession happening. Stay home. Watch TV. Knit something for goodness sake.

Ok...I'm out of random thoughts. I just got all huffy about Disney. I feel a rant coming on. Damn pictures better be in my inbox when I get home!!