1- Where's the baby?
Uhmmm...in my uterus, fool! You think I normally look like this? If you say yes, then you're in for a serious beat down!
2- That sucks that your c-section got postponed. I bet you were a little upset.
Nah! Pregnancy is bliss. The constant worrying, heartburn, swelling of hand and feet. Endless doctors appts and NST's. I love being pregnant! I wish I had the same gestation period as an elephant!!!
3- So what are you going to do now?
What?? I don't know. Thought I'd take up skydiving. Maybe that will jumpstart labor.
4- What are you going to name the baby? or Why are you changing his name now?
Because I have a God-given right to change my mind. Names are not written in stone until his head comes out of my vagina....or until I'm harrassed endlessly by hospital staff to provide a name for their damn records.
5- Can we visit you at the hospital?
Sure, but you better bring me something to eat.
2 days ago
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Okay SO... How glad am I that I didn't ask you all this shit? I mean, I was all prepared to send an e-mail full of questions - these included - when I said to myself "hmmm, maybe she blogged". So I'd like to thank God, Shiva or whoever else guided me in the right direction this morning. Hell hath no fury like a frustrated pregnant woman!
Okay, so here's one you didn't answer - how long are you going to keep working? Lety told me you were going back...
As for the name, I need spelling - First, Middle, not last.
Ooh, one more question - did the amnio hurt??? Since I'll most likely need one the next time I get pregnant, I'd like to start worrying about it now...
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