Evil Saleswoman

I went shopping this weekend, just bought a couple of items at New York and Company. Some cute stuff for work and such. Look at these lovelies:

Love this top. It has boobie support!! Yeah...mommy boobies need those.

And this cardigan. It's a Carson pick. You know the dude from Queer Eye. LOL! look at the chicks pose...she looks like she is about to spear a bull...OLE!

Anyways, so I'm at the store with hubby and Sofia, and I have a couple of items that I want to try on. The sales person goes to open the door for me and takes my items and hangs them. She turns around take a look at me says " You know. I think I can find you a couple of better suited shirts for your pregnancy. Want me to get you a couple in your size to try on?"

Secretly, I wanted to simultaneously throttle the woman and then curl myself into a corner and cry, but I opted to play it cool and said "Thanks, but I just gave birth 3 months ago. You know it can take a while to lose all the weight."

Did I sound dignified?? You know...like as if it was Princess Diana telling some schlub to fuck off in a royal way?? I was going for that. Although, I really wanted go all Flavor of Love on her and yank some hair or something.

I must admit, I did take some pleasure in watching her squirm and hurry away. She deserves it. That bitch!!

In the end, I think I look pretty damn cute in my tops. Even Jose said so. He also said that the buttons looked like they were straining a bit (they weren't!), but you know Jose. Can't leave well enough alone.

Sofia said I looked like a princess, so I guess channeling the beautiful late Princess Diana worked!!