We leave on Friday for Disney...UHG!!! I know I'm in the minority, but I totally, absolutely, positively, without a doubt HATE Disney World!!! Yes, I actually said this. I know this is practically like committing treason and I will probably be on the CIA hit list for this because it just might be considered un-American to say it. But I did.
Disney sucks!! I hate the lines. Why do people put themselves through that kind of torture. Two hours to ride Space Mountain?? Are you kidding me? That's the equivalent of going to the theater and watching a movie. Did I put that it perspective enough for you? Oh, and then Disney tries to be all smart and say something like "120 minutes", to make it sound like it's really not that long. It's minutes your waiting, not hours!!! Yeah right.
You know what I also hate? The stupid walk from the parking lot to the actual Magic Kingdom. You literally have to drag your entire family across a parking lot, on to a tram, walk up to the stupid train or boat, then walk to the ticket counter, wait God know how long and then pay $80 to basically wait in more lines. And don't get me started on the walk from hell back to your car after all day waiting in lines and forking over your monthly salary on food and souvenirs. That's an entirely different entry.
People this is not the happiest place on earth. It's the most expensive.
Also, the strollers!! Good God, they are everywhere!!! I have a daughter, I know the need for a stroller, but what is the point of taking a stroller if you have to park it to get in a line for 2 hours! Uhm, that means that my cranky, hot, sleepy child now has to be carried because you know my 3 year old does not have the patience to wait that freaking long in a line!! On the plus side...I love seeing the kid meltdowns. It's nice to know you are not alone.
Ok, so by now you must be asking me why the world are you going to Disney if you hate it so much? Well, it just so happens that my husband and daughter love this place (If you don't consider that irony, I know don't what to say. I thought married couples were supposed to be compatible?) So, as a good, loving wife last year I purchased annual passes to this horrid place as a Christmas present for my husband. You see, he never went as a child. The first time he ever went to Disney was at Grad Night as a teenager. He feels like he is making up for something by going. I, in a stupid but kind, move decided to fulfill this need in him. Well, I should have just given him a blow job or something, because now I'm miserable and he's happy....come to think about it...it's the same thing as a blow job!!
Anyways...Disney sucks!!
2 days ago
2 comments:
There's just no other way for me to say this: you are fucking hilarious. I'm one of those sick, strange Disney fanatics, BUT I can totally appreciate what you're saying. Just try to enjoy it for the sake of your child... And um, no more annual passes as gifts.
Listen, I have to agree with you on the long lines and how expensive it is. But I do live Disney & the parks. I have a method: to be there bright and early whe the park opens, ride first the enjoy the shows, walk the park and then go to your hotel and take a nice long nap....yes we do take naps, I can't do Disney from 9-9pm...are you nuts?
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